Forget a chicken in every pot, Madonna has a much better offer for voters.
The Material Girl took the stage as the opening standup act for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday night, and joked about a proposition to people who cast their ballot for Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
“One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a b–job — and I am good,” she said to the crowd.
The 58-year-old singer went on to detail her qualifications for the position.
“I take my time, I have… eye contact and I do swallow,” she added, giving a thumbs up.
Madonna went on to praise Schumer before introducing her to the stage, noting “one day I want to do what she does.”
The two pals also broke out into a brief dance on stage before hugging each other.
Schumer previously opened up for Madonna’s “Rebel Heart” tour at Madison Square Garden back in September.